21 June 2000 - plastic candidates

Jay Scott : Daily Whale : archive : 2000 : 21 June 2000

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Election Year Hazards, or, This Candidate is Not a Toy

WARNING Candidates can be dangerous. To avoid danger of suffocation, keep this candidate away from babies and children. Do not place this candidate in cribs, beds, carriages, or playpens, even if he deserves it.

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