| Jay Scott : Daily Whale : archive : 2000 : 15 July 2000 |
What do you say when you realize you're in love?
A. Hi, your name is, I mean, uh, my name is, ah, sort of, bye.
B. Compatibility verification is complete. Commence maneuvers.
C. You are the atom of my apple, the very ankle of my ankylosaur.
D. Haven't I met you somewhere before?
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