29 July 2000 - fast-paced work

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I always thought that a realistic press release was a contradiction in terms—you know, a thing that by its nature cannot exist, like a vegetarian who owns a cat or vacation Bible school. But look at this announcement: “Looking for fast-paced work on the cutting edge of technology? Napster is hiring.”

clue:

A judge’s preliminary injunction against Napster, effective Friday at midnight, was stayed by an appeals court on Friday afternoon.

give me a clue so sweet and true

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