3 August 2000 - privacy policy

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Statement of Conformity

We, captains of the spin-controlled hamster wheels of industry, hereby confirm that our companies are in full conformance and compliance with the dotcom-standard private privacy policy, which may or may not resemble the public privacy policies posted on our web sites.

Personal information is not shared with third parties. Note that as per paragraph 1, section 1, chapter 1, Privacy Front Document, whoever helps us make money is not a third party.


Some dotcoms which promise not to reveal personal information to third parties are accused of secretly sending the data to marketing company Coremetrics, which can maintain central dossiers.

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