| Jay Scott : Daily Whale : archive : 2000 : 10 August 2000 |
What do you say to console yourself after a breakup?
A. I'm inconsolable. I jump off the Golden Gate Bridge every time.
B. Oh well, there are other shipwrecks in the sea.
C. My one true love is dead. Long live my one true love!
D. Next, please.
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