20 September 2000 - stages of morning

The five stages of morning:

1. Denial - No... the alarm clock did not ring... mrrffff....
2. Anger - Destroy! Clock! Where’s! My! Nitroglycerin!
3. Bargaining - One more cup of coffee and I’ll be awake. One more, OK?
4. Depression - It’s no use. Morons will always cut me off in traffic. If I could teleport to work they’d still find a way to cut me off.
5. Acceptance - Cool, a staff meeting. I can catch some shuteye!