| Jay Scott : Daily Whale : archive : 2000 : 10 October 2000 |
How will you react when the alien commander threatens to blow up the Earth?
A. Noooooo! Aaaaaaah! Britney Spears will die!
B. I'm not worried. John Wayne will save the day.
C. Interesting. Taxes are not inevitable after all.
D. Cool! No more Britney Spears!
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