28 October 2000 - leader in security

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Cracked

Microsoft Corporation is committed to being the leader in breakthroughs. We long since broke all records in software breakdowns, and now we’re breaking away from the pack in break-ins. Our sway will be unbreakable once we achieve the long-sought break-up.

clue:

“Microsoft Corporation is committed to being the leader in security.”
— Microsoft Corporation Product and Service Security Policy

Microsoft has admitted losing valuable secrets in a computer break-in.

give me a clue so sweet and true

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