| Jay Scott : Daily Whale : archive : 2000 : 1 November 2000 |
Are you into home decor?
A. Yes, I buy a new fridge every month to complement the calendar
picture.
B. Yes, the colors of my carpet and curtains don't clash. Much.
C. Yes, the paint peels into the most interesting patterns.
D. No.
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