- Tip a canoe and change horses in midstream too.
- Perspicacity is just around the corner.
- Three cars in every garage! No, six! And two children in every pot! I mean,
pot for every chicken!
- I’m bored as hell and I won’t take it any more. Hand me the remote.
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