| Jay Scott : Daily Whale : archive : 2000 : 25 December 2000 |
I am a mush-brain moron
With a very tiny skull.
If you're as mean as Sauron
You could even say I'm dull.
When all the other mutants
Built a rocket mind game toy,
They never let the moron
Decoy the joyful hoi polloi.
Then that famous Christmas eve
The mutants came to me:
"Moron with your head of bone,
You'll be our re-entry cone!"
They bolted me onto the rocket
As I sang along with them,
"Moron the red-hot nosecone,
You'll go down to Bethlehem!"
give me a clue so sweet and true
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