| Jay Scott : Daily Whale : archive : 2001 : 17 March 2001 |
Scenario 1: The Villain
Life: Born! You had the temerity to be born! Foolish mortal,
for this you must suffer!
baby: Waaaaaah!
Scenario 2: Are We Having Fun Yet?
Life: Widdle pookums! Let's play a game. It's fun! We'll play the
game of life.
baby: Waaaaaah!
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