14 May 2001 - FBI

The FBI is renouncing all future efforts to seek the death penalty, stated the Bureau today after market close. “We missed a coupon on McVeigh, forgetting to hand over those documents,” admitted spokes-shark Macheath. “If we can’t get the technicalities right in a high-interest case like this, you can imagine how we cut up routine work. Does everyone who wants one have an egg? Ready, aim....”