31 May 2001 - English major

Jay Scott : Daily Whale : archive : 2001 : 31 May 2001
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English major - 1. In common parlance, a future taxi driver, street bum, or even journalist; in educated usage, a future English professor or other failure. 2. A person with abnormal ability to spell the word "occurring".

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