14 June 2001 - belief quiz

Who do you believe?

A. I can never decide who to vote for. They all seem so sincere!
B. Oh, my friends, strangers in the street—anybody but family.
C. The space aliens told me there are no space aliens. They’re the only ones I believe, and they don’t exist, so I believe no one.
D. Is that a real question? I’m calling my lawyer.