26 June 2001 - unholy trident

I think it’s unfair that the Devil, armed only with a pitchfork, has to face off against the Father, and the Son, and the Holy Ghost. An entire Holy Trinity is more than a match for one unholy trident.

What can we conclude? If Good were in charge, the contest would be fair. If Evil were in charge, the Cold War would never have ended. If I were in charge, the advantage would swing back and forth because that’s the most fun. That must be it!