8 July 2001 - speak well

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The Three Simple Rules of Speaking Well

1. Say everything as if you had your own Boswell to quote it fawningly.
2. At the same time, say everything as if were to be quoted out of context by a movie reviewer.
3. Don’t let it go to your head.

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