To summarize, the research findings are threefold. First, safety is improved, since no terrorist attack has ever been perpetrated by a dancing person. Second, consumer surveys and focus groups demonstrate excellent terpsichorean customer response. Third, revenue-generation cash-flow sustainable residual after-tax profit projection buzzwords are key.
And that concludes my presentation. Board members, try your luck, don’t be a cluck, disco!
give me a clue so sweet and true
the Daily Whale
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