20 November 2001 - disco air travel

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Air Carriers Continue to Charge Full Fares As They Ponder Effectiveness of Disco

To summarize, the research findings are threefold. First, safety is improved, since no terrorist attack has ever been perpetrated by a dancing person. Second, consumer surveys and focus groups demonstrate excellent terpsichorean customer response. Third, revenue-generation cash-flow sustainable residual after-tax profit projection buzzwords are key.

And that concludes my presentation. Board members, try your luck, don’t be a cluck, disco!

clue:

“Air Carriers Continue to Charge Full Fares As They Ponder Effectiveness of Disco” is a news headline that I saw on Yahoo. Somehow they had lost half of the last word, which was originally “Discounts”.

give me a clue so sweet and true

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