4 December 2001 - gossip spotters

I have never seen the gossip spotters watching over every lane with their binoculars and walkie-talkies, but logic tells me they must be there. The spotters report all arriving and thriving, all leaving and grieving, and hold it to more than one exacting standard.

Almost everyone wears the gossip spotter camouflage at some time, but I never have. I believe that means I am the most interesting person in the world.