16 December 2001 - irrationality quotient

Measure your Irrationality Quotient (IQ) on this scale!

mild: Yes, let’s hit the snooze button again. I’ll be a little late.
moderate: Yes, let’s plant ornamental cabbage. It looks nice.
severe: Yes, let’s have another kid. The more the merrier.
debilitating: Yes, let’s attack India’s parliament. Then people will agree with us.