28 December 2001 - control quiz

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Are you totally in control, or is your lifestyle kind of, like, sloppy?

A. When I become omniscient, you’ll be the second to know.
B. I’m warning you! No traipsing!
C. I worry that “coniferous” sounds like “carnivorous”.
D. Swarming snow-frogs devoured my flying saucer collection!

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