first protester: There’s nothing wrong with the government
that a little rioting won’t fix. Didn’t it work last week?
second protester: You said it! We need a government that will
solve our problems while steering clear of the whirlpool of
hyperinflation.
first protester: Yeah, and the rock of harsh action.
second protester: And the blue water of quick fixes.
the Daily Whale
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