14 January 2004 - simian simoleon

Jay Scott : Daily Whale : archive : 2004 : 14 January 2004
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Monkey Money, Or, Simian Simoleon

"This is not rocket science. Look, when Curious George runs out of money, he can't pay, fair enough. But the government says what money is, the government defines money. So by the nature of the beast, the government can't run out of money. Can't happen. Now shut up about deficits already!"
-- George W. Bush explains fiscal responsibility


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