| Jay Scott : Daily Whale : archive : 2004 : 30 January 2004 |
Contradiction In Terms
reporter: So you're against a review of intelligence?
High-Level Administration Source: We're all in favor of,
uh, further augmenting our already superb capabilities, but...
reporter: But?
Source: We can't risk anyone knowing what they are.
reporter: David Kay says the process didn't work. What's
the risk in investigating a major breakdown?
Source: You just can't compromise with greatness.
reporter: Oh, right, silly me. Can I quote you, or is this
on background?
Source: That's classified.
give me a clue so sweet and true
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