| Jay Scott : Daily Whale : archive : 2004 : 22 March 2004 |
How It Really Went
Big J: Get thee behind me, Satan!
Satan: I've been supporting you from behind the whole time.
Big J: Er, then get thee in front so I can keep you in sight.
Satan: I have been in front leading the way, and by your side
the whole journey long.
Big J: But then what will I tell them about temptation?
Satan: If I am the Prince of Lies, who is the King?
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