6 July 2004 - noise floor quiz

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Engineers know: Monsters are hiding beneath the noise floor, and gremlins lurk just beyond the Nyquist limit, lying in ambush for unwary signals. What do you conclude?

A. We’d better learn how to be quiet, or we’ll become monsters too.
B. Stare too long into Nietzsche and you forget how to shut up.
C. Use telescopic sights when hunting gremlins.
D. Decisions are meaningless. Let’s go to Burning Man!

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