19 August 2004 - mind control

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I call on crackpots everywhere: Please, do your civic duty to help maintain a democratic world order. If a government is first to invent mind control, we the people will not find out until too late. Cry havoc and unleash the pseudoscientific theories! Our only chance to live free is to beat the governments to it.

When you succeed, universal respect will be yours to command. But when you’ve taken care of basic requirements, I ask that your second target be our political leaders. It will be a fascinating experiment to discover whether it really does make a difference to have responsible leadership.

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