Normal: I was just reading Julian Jaynes, on the bicameral
mind—
Mean: —which has stayed broken down ever since.
Weird: Bicameral? Is that about stereo vision?
Normal: He says humans weren’t conscious until the right
brain hemisphere lost dominance.
Weird: Ah, a refreshing speculation next to the alphabet soup
of neurophysiology. Memorize it and eat it!
Normal: Um.
Weird: If my home is a castle, my memory palace is a place.
I see a definite possibility of a possible definition of the
Schenectady synechdoche.
Normal: Are you nuts or what?
Mean: Hey, no harshin’ on the Martian.
Weird: It bites to be a shark. Once more to the beach,
dear friends!
the Daily Whale
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