28 October 2004 - Human Being(tm)

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Is your business stuck in a mechanical rut? Looking for something new to take you to the next level? You need the Human Being(tm), from G.O.D.

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- self-programming and self-motivated to reduce costs
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Human Being(tm) is a trademark of Globally Optimized Devices, Inc.

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