12 December 2004 - Ukraine poison

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Ukrainian Opposition Candidate Viktor Yushchenko Poisoned

Poisoning a rival without detection is similar to landing a space probe on another planet: To do it successfully, you need both strong technical knowledge and strong paranoia about things going wrong. But alas, the dirty tricks department forgot that the Soviet Union broke up.

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