12 January 2005 - tapioca pudding

Mean: Human beings are 70% water, 25% proteins and minerals, and 5% tapioca pudding that we use instead of brains.
Weird: That you use. Also, art imitates life.
Mean: You know what? I just decided to beat you up.
Weird: And who needs a cheap imitation?
Mean: I could to it with one arm tied behind my back, as long as it’s your arm.
Weird: If we’re gonna have fakes, let ’em be good expensive fakes!
Mean: Take this!
Weird: Sorry, I seem to be in the throes of catching something.