14 February 2005 - Valentine’s quiz

How do you feel about Valentine’s Day?

A. It’s an ancient tradition honed through the ages for the sole purpose of making me feel even more lonely.
B. It’s a day of atonement for all the sins I failed to commit in the past year.
C. Maybe I’ll be able to make up for forgetting the anniversary. Again.
D. Mmmmmmmmmm, no comment.