| Jay Scott : Daily Whale : archive : 2005 : 14 February 2005 |
How do you feel about Valentine's Day?
A. It's an ancient tradition honed through the ages for
the sole purpose of making me feel even more lonely.
B. It's a day of atonement for all the sins I failed to
commit in the past year.
C. Maybe I'll be able to make up for forgetting the
anniversary. Again.
D. Mmmmmmmmmm, no comment.
copyright 2005 Jay J.P. Scott
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