19 July 2005 - million dollars

The secret to looking like a million dollars:

1. Collect $1,000,000.
2. Spread it on a table.
3. You do have a cell phone camera, right? You didn’t have to sell it to get the $1,000,000?
4. Throw the photo up on Myspace or some other machine of the unwashed. Real life doesn’t matter any more.