6 September 2005 - crisis manager

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Crisis Manager Credo

1. Chaos is a good excuse for all problems.
2. People will complain about having to help themselves.
3. Otherwise, nothing can be predicted, not even sunrise.
4. The fewer are evacuated, the more rescues you can claim.
5. It’s not a crisis if it’s chronic.

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