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A. Meh. Hyped disasters don’t happen.
B. They tell us to worry. I’m not worrying until they start telling us what to do.
C. TV coverage has been dull so far, but it’ll be exciting if we get a real pandemic.
D. The last doctor’s last words will be “Told you so!”
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