31 December 2005 - Weird and agent

Weird: I think I’ll take a peek at that. [steals the mystery device and holds it up to view]
covert agent: Hey!
Smart: Didn’t you say it was nothing? But it resembles a low-cost radiation alarm.
Weird: I’m sorry for endangering national security. By the way, this isn’t my real head. [gives it back and flees]
covert agent: Do you know that individual?
Smart: Wasn’t that Cheney’s nephew? It’s a good thing you were here to protect these peaceful protestors from radiological weapons in the hands of crazies like him. They certainly deserve more official protection than the typical train station or shopping mall.
covert agent: Um, yeah.