11 March 2006 - nuclear family

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When you leave your house in the morning, do you murmur, “Ah, away, sweet away”? Do you find your boson buddies in the nuclear family too highly charged, despite the strong force that holds you together? You should know that you are not alone; they all hate you, too, and there is only one solution for indissoluble family ties. Support genetic engineering!

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