17 April 2006 - age of enlightenment

When I am king of the world, humanity will enter a new age of enlightenment. Everyone who is proud of their ability to see in color will be given a two-dollar spectroscope and commanded to learn otherwise. Those who see the universe as simple will be rescued from the seedy underworld of flower beds and introduced to Roger Ramjet. We will all be enlightened; even I will learn what other kinds of idiots there are.