28 April 2006 - attic space

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Attic space, the final frontier! Has the airline passenger of your materialistic impulse been stopped at the security checkpoint of not enough room to put it all? Do you find that the difference between an attic and a trash compactor is that your hand fits into the trash compactor? And have you noticed how big the universe is? I’m sure that someday we’ll fill it up.

clue:

The answer to “You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?” (Stephen Wright) is “Everywhere.”

give me a clue so sweet and true

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