10 June 2006 - Boondoggie

Do you know what America needs? Leadership initiative! Hi, I’m the Boondoggie, and I’m here to make your leadership experience a pleasant one. No matter what happens, all you need is initiative to make your wishes come true! The Boondoggie will help you!

Now I hear some of you thinking, “This is all a little bit theoretical. When do we get down to brass tacks?” So let’s stick those brass tacks in a concrete example. Suppose you’re the big boss, and one day it all goes down. Your plans and polygons are in flames, but do you give up? Never! You have leadership initiative, so you see only opportunity! You found the Department of High Spending and add billions to the Nationalize Secrets Agency. The Boondoggie will always help you!