14 June 2006 - move to London
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You know, if I ever move to London, I’m gonna make sure
first that I’m guilty. I’d hate to get shot for no reason.
But really, it’d be better to go to a nice safe city like
Los Angeles, where all you have to worry about is the
odd star-nosed mole digging toward Hollywood to be born.
clue:
London police shot and arrested Mohammed Abdul Kahar in
a raid prompted by terrorism, and released him a week
later without charge.
Los Angeles has notoriously corrupt police (though they
seem to be improving), but somehow they don’t make such
big mistakes.
take oh take this clue away
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