A. How many more excuses do we need before we can
start the bombing?
B. We’re all furious! We’re going to—going to—going
to talk about it some more!
C. It’s overkill. Kenneth Lay died on his own.
D. Whatever. Moral fiber is for breakfast cereal.
the Daily Whale
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