6 July 2006 - missile quiz

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How do you feel about the North Korean missile launches?

A. How many more excuses do we need before we can start the bombing?
B. We’re all furious! We’re going to—going to—going to talk about it some more!
C. It’s overkill. Kenneth Lay died on his own.
D. Whatever. Moral fiber is for breakfast cereal.

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