16 July 2006 - Middle East

What’s the cause of the latest fighting in the Middle East?

A. Well, ultimately it goes back to 18 March 3428 BC, when....
B. Let’s play a choose-your-own-bad-guy adventure game!
C. Hey, the smoke is getting all over my nice mirrors.
D. Doesn’t matter, as long as it finally gives Dubya a chance to invade Iran.