19 August 2006 - U.N. resolution

The U.N. has a resolution
Well, you know
There’s a lot to talk about.
While we’re practicing our elocution
Well, you know
I wonder how it’s turning out?
But when you talk of troop deployments,
Don’t you know that we can’t count that high?

Don’t you know it’s gonna go
All wrong?

(Repeat for each Middle East crisis.)