5 October 2006 - North Korea

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North Korea has long been mining the turgid bellicose vein, extracting war ore from the irony-free matrix. They’ve dug deeper and deeper. They’ll never run out of half-baked warmongering traitorous human scum to bark at the moon, but how much more bellicose can they get without actually bellicking and being licked? Do they understand the fallout, or will they dig through the entire planet and finally have an escape tunnel?

clue:

The North Korea-like text is pieced together from NK News Database of North Korean Propaganda, which is hilarious.

give me a clue so sweet and true

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