I hereby decree that the internet and all wireless networks shall be turned off every week from Monday through Wednesday. That’s when people will get work done; productivity will soar like volcanic ash. The rest of the week will be reserved for long-term initiatives with no immediate payoff, such as text messaging, corporate memos, reading the news, etc.
the Daily Whale
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