A. It’s totally different. Dinosaurs didn’t have to
choose among thousands of different hair care products.
B. Male pattern baldness can save the species.
C. We will eventually evolve into poodles.
D. After that, like birds, we’ll be able to survive the
asteroid strike.
the Daily Whale
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