29 March 2008 - mighty Gorgonzola

Weird: As the mighty monster Gorgonzola ravages the land—
Poet: I thought it was mozzarella that dioxin got into?
Smart: Gorgonzola sounds scarier.
Weird: —ravages the land, soaking up piles of toxic waste wherever it goes—
Poet: Isn’t that a public service?
Weird: —and safely sequestering it on your pizza.
Smart: Have you considered working for the EU?
Weird: I don’t want to be buffaloed. When the moon hits your molar like a chunk of gorgonzolar.... O tempura! O morays!
Poet: Ow!