19 May 2008 - shaving

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Where I come from, women are more confused than men; women shave their legs, while men only shave their faces, a smaller area. But women make up for it with superior bioengineering skills; they add the hair removed from their legs to their eyelashes. Men are still vainly seeking a way to put their extra hair on their scalps.

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