24 May 2008 - Phoenix quiz

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The Phoenix Mars lander project is run from the University of Arizona—which is at Tuscon. How do you think real Phoenix residents feel about that?

A. About what, again?
B. We don’t sweat the little stuff. We have air conditioning.
C. How can you imagine a rivalry with those—hmmph—smalltowners?
D. Tuscon will not arise from its ashes!

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